I've been waiting 13 years for this! An inside look at Greg Olsen's Madden face-scanning day

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Will: Face out toward me.


Greg: Did I do a good job shaving?


Will: Looks perfect.


Greg: Thanks. I didn’t brush my hair because you told me it didn’t matter.


Will: Yes, but I will have it as much off of your forehead as possible.


Greg: How’s that. I’ve been waiting 13 years for this. I feel nervous.


Will: It’s OK. I’ve never lost a patient.


Greg: Got it. I'm ready.


Will: This will be bright, but I’ll give you a count down.


Greg: I’m ready. So this is my better side. My hairline on that side isn’t as good.


Will: And 3, 2, 1. … OK, so the next pose is a real easy one. We just need your natural smile.


Greg: I never thought you’d ask.


Will: This next pose gives us your eyelids and your lips so when you talk it looks more like you.


Greg: Sounds good. Compared to what I’ve looked like, this will be great.


(Tight end Ian Thomas walks into the room)


Greg: Just don’t get me and Ian confused. That would be a really tough mix up. Well, you could make me look like Ian and it would be an improvement.


Will: OK now I just need your relaxed face.


Greg: This is relaxed.


Will: That’s a very intense relaxed face.


And that feels like the right place to end this. Hope you enjoyed this #content from the one and only Greg Olsen.
 
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